I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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