She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
That was an excessively violent trivia night
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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