i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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