People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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