ugly people sure do ruin things
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You ate ashes out of my bong
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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