i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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