hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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