is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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