so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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