you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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