She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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