While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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