stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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