did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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