In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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