and she was petting her beer can
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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