A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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