Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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