Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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