all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Shame is for Republicans.
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