I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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