i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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