Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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