I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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