As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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