I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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