I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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