is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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