Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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