omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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