How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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