I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
only if we run a train.
done.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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