I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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