your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
