hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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