talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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