Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
