i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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