It's like God shit irony all over that family
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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