Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
porn star boner night. come get it.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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