what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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