Well douche your snatch and let's go!
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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