He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Do vagina's smell?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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