yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
try to milk me bitch
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