At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
