I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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