My nipple is on Facebook.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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