discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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