shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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