Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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