Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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