when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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